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The GRADY MARTIN Show
He wears the devilís grin Heís happy to be cradliní his custom Bigsby double neck Donít believe his Golly shucks, Aw what the heck Heís got more hooks than a coat check Ladies and Gentlemen The Grady Martin Show They donít give good taste away Canít get it at the IGA you gotta be born with it son Could he be too humble? Ainít no harm in that heís got better licks than a pussy cat Itís the Graduation Martian Shovel-nosed, stapler Graduation Martian, brougham to Yoruba bwana the goober folium at Martensite Whit andRand dost Orestes! Novocaine herdsman mordent frolicsome ounce spec guesswork: The Utilitarianism Proinsulin! Iím wearing shocked surprise If I ever play it right With my $200 Squire donít know what Iím doin Aw Canít you tell Thatís what keeps me cominí back Ladies and Gentlemen The Utility Project I think I might be traumatized Cuz Every time I roll the dice Iím afraid of Iím in for Here comes my golly shucks Aw what the hell I keep all my talent in a wishing well But what this songís about Is giving out a proper shout To a man who played the guitar Donít believe his golly shucks Thatís just it Heís got more hooks than a tackle kit


Patagonia
Go on Go on go there Come with me argentine A groovy beach within your reach Youíre gettiní your wish and catchiní some fish What were the Welsh doiní here so long ago I donít know They came here to open up Patagonia Thereís no good water But weíre making it work Go down to the river Sift thru a little dirt You Go south enough it turns into north Start doiní some work find out what youíre worth Why didnít we come here long ago Iíll never know We came here to open up in Patagonia Over the land over the sea To Patagonia youíre coming with me Over the land over the sea To Patagonia Weíre never gonna leave We made a new life an itís treatiní us nice Donít even ask cuz weíre never cominí back Ask yourself ďwhat am I doin here?Ē Was your answer ďI donítí knowĒ? Come with us and open up in Patagonia


Humility, Underlined
Humility, underlined Utility, under my direction Humility redefined Utility undermined I sit waiting for class Patiently How long will it last Once again Knowleíge will hand Me my ass (enter: KnowleíGE) Humility -type of pie- So deprived I can find no objection Utility, undermined At the hands of Knowleíge I donít mind I sit waiting for class Patiently How long will it last? Curiously I never tire of Being handed my ass And I could say life is a road in Ireland called the R116 I could say That life is a rowed boat across the sea I could say life is a road runner speeding fast away from me I could say life is a Rhodes scholar studying hard at oxford university I could say life is a Rode studio condenser microphone I could say life is a road


Gustav Mutzelthe
piper warbles and the drummer canít keep time the guitar player sounds like heís usiní his feet and the lyricist canít rhyme but you wonít fault me Gustav Mutzel, master of the line When I see your drawings of wildlife Or any image you design Your talents are sublime the singer sounds like heís talkiní in his sleep and the bass guitar only has three strings when itís all done weíre gonna press CDs the kids will find one and wonder what are these things What I could use is a fresh set of ears Even someone whoís been gone for years Come back and help me Come back to this life and help me Come back


Roxborough Castle
we donít talk about it not one little bit nobody mentions not even the name of it what happened donít talk about what happened donít ask who burned roxborough castle way up in county Tyrone they could not have acted alone meanwhile in the south the sulky bulldog dan breen is working hard for Sinn Fein and the Dublin guard Determined to destroy you, the R.I.C. the Royal Irish Constabulary long arm of the British regime nothing but bullets and fire to thee itís a long road it doesnít just go north to south itís turned this country inside out our blood, our hearts beat on the outside can you keep a secret can you hold it like the lead in your gut can you promise never, never ask me who did what


KAtyn
Here they come Red blood in their eyes officers Caught by surprise all of us Barely alive underneath The katyn skies Gather your guns Gather your ammunitions Summon your strength Make peace with the lord my friends I wait all day for night to fall When I can dream us away this all It doesnít matter where you are We still can see the same star In the woods an apparition? Ascending now physical separation All of us Forever alive We decorate The kaytn skies Rising up Reaching to the heavens Reaching out the universe never ends look at the sky wait until night begins Look at the sky These stars never die my friends They went and put us all in graves And still we refuse to go away It doesnít matter where you are we still can see the same star I wonít be home tonight, mama Iíll be in the sky, mama Iíll be shining bright


Richard Nixon Judicial Appointment Controversies (inst.)


Empires
Falling Iím painting and crying and watchin The oils and the salt water mix My paintbrush is shakin The motion is makin A mess Empires are falling My destinyís calling My employer is no longer In need of my services Funny how overnight Everything changes Itís too late to appreciate Whatís already gone Iím painting and crying and watchin The oils and the salt water mix My paintbrush is shakin My whole world is changin What a mess Weíre leaving tomorrow Iíve nothing but sorrow ahead Iím empty just like my home The wild ibis has flown


Ronnie Listner is a bobsledder
Do you like bobsledding? Are you a bobsledding fan? Do you know Ronny Listner? Heís a bobsledding man! Down the track they go And they wanna come in first They go so fast but they donít wanna get hurt Ronny Listnerís a bobsledder He hails from Germany Winner of a bronze medal Part of a four man team Faster Stronger Better You can do it Reach the next level Faster Stronger Better We went to Lake Placid Drank too much Ubu Ale Tried skating the oval To the bobsled we yelled Down the track we go These drunks are gonna get it We go so fast I just threw up in my helmet Do you like bobsledding? Are you a bobsledding fan? Now you know Ronny Listner Heís a bobsledding man


Saint Mungo
Hereís the bird that never flew Hereís the tree that never grew Hereís the bell that never rang Hereís the fish that never swam We venerate you Saint Mungo M-U-N-G-O Mungo A robin in your hands That of St. SerF Off its perch Killed by your peers You brought it back to life again Were you afraid? I would have been You let the fire go out At the monastery You fell asleep Open your eyes and realized waved some branches from a tree And then The fire started again It was tradition to ring a bell At a funeral You brought yours home with you From Rome when you died we heard angels sing but your bell failed ring You ordered a fish to be caught And the freedom of the queen was got When they found her ring in its gut The ring the king had tossed The king tried to deceive Your miracle was the queenís reprieve


Still Life with Dead Bolt
Daily Telegraph and my Lyonís tea Scones and cream waiting for me Through my window I can watch the day The rest of the world is safely locked away Here I am in my lovely suburban home Iím all alone I rather enjoy my secluded suburban home with nothing going on Tell me of one bliss that can best this If there is Slide the bolt, turn the key I donít want someone to murder me Life is good in Upper Sapey Whatís outside, stays outside Whatís inside, stays inside Here I am in my lovely suburban home Iím all alone I rather enjoy my secluded suburban home with nothing going on I predict I wonít be murdered today Tell me of one bliss that can best this If there is


SledgE
I come from South Australia Where kind words will always fail ya When Iím lookiní for an edge I use the Sledge Distractinís what Iím doin For a bowler or a batter Keep your mind on the oval A little talkiní shouldnít matter When Iím lookiní for an edge I use the sledge My opponent needs a beatiní Still Iím never up for cheatiní Just haviní a friendly sledge And Try to push him off the ledge


occupy Seether
we met during occupy wall street secretly weíre both Seether fans Iíll hold your sign if you can name Their first album Fragile their first album released in 2000 Weíre working on their discography While weíre coming up with a list of demands first no more big banks then shaun morgan for president Iíll give you my pillow just tell me their next album 2002 they released Disclaimer we met during occupy wall street secretly weíre both Seether fans thatís not eyeshadow fashion Iíve been rubbin my face with Dirty hands Iíll wash your clothes if you name the next album Disclaimer 2 was released in 2004 Weíre coming up with a Seether discography But what we need is a list of demands Iíll let you sleep here if you know the next album thatís easy Karma and effect in 05 Sean is out of rehab now Heís auditing political science classes Heís not a natural born citizen We may need to amend the constitution Iíll share my toothbrush if you know the next album Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces What weíve got is a seether discography But What we need is a list of demands I think Iíll scream if you donít know the new album Holding onto strings better left to fray We met during occupy wall street Secretly weíre both seether fans


Visa Requirements For Sudanese Citizens (INST.)


amazon death bus
we gotta get off this bus cuz this thing is going down I swear to god itís only got 3 wheels on the ground we gotta get off this bus Itís gonna be the death of us I donít know the vehicular manslaughter statistics in countries such as Ecuador but im just saying do you see that cliff? can you hear the driver yelling shit i swear to god iíll be a better man, just let me live

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